WAAAAAAAAAH

I REMEMBER WHEN THE BLOG USED TO ACTUALLY POST SHIT. DAMN I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK.

Anonymous

THAT SURE WAS A GOOD TIME WASN’T IT, SWEET JESUS

Again, I’m super sorry for being essentially dead right now. Until I get a tablet or a proper method of drawing stuff that doesn’t involve a pencil and a scanner, I’ll get back into regular updates again. Thanks to the 90 or so of you that have stuck around this whole time (or you just forgot to unfollow the blog, whatever) and I promise to get back in the game as soon as possible! Don’t forget to check out my personal blog so you know I’m not dead.

<3

Total-Tortilla

Ladies and Gentlemen of the internet, I have an announcement.

I’m not having fun with Ask Waluigi anymore since I can’t draw, and I know it’s nowhere near as fun/entertaining anymore for you guys. Until I can come up with a way to draw responses again, Ask Waluigi is going on Hiatus. The Ask Box can remain open so I’ll be able to make responses when I return, but don’t expect responses for a while. I’m really sorry about this, everyone. I’ve had a wonderful time running the blog thus far, and you guys mean the world to me. I want to keep doing this, and I’ll find a way to run this blog proper as soon as possible. Don’t forget, you can still keep up with me on my main blog, total-tortilla.tumblr.com.

Love you guys,

Frank

P.S. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Waluigi, My man. You and your brother seriously need to consider some different marketing tactics. You're both waaaaaaay more fun to watch than those copy cat chumps. Mario and Luigi, Maybe release an album "Bad blood" or "My names Japanese" Kids rock the Japanese these days~Deadpool

askdeadpoolandpinkie-deactivate

Waluigi has no interest in changing marketing. Waluigi knows how to make dollars, and beating up Luigi. Trying, at least.

WALUIGI I THINK YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND... MILDLY EROTIC. WILL YOU DO A CROTCH CHOP FOR ME?????

mildlyerotickingdedede

Waluigi scared to find out what crotch chop means.

why do you wear blue eyeliner. wahhh

kirafrog

Waluigi has skin condition for discoloration of eyes and nose. Waluigi sensitive about this.

Prick.

Waluigi, do you have an animal companion of some sort?

Anonymous

Waluigi no need stinking animal. They stink and poop everywhere and make annoying sounds. Waluigi did have pet turtle once, but Luigi step on it. Stupid Luigi…

askrainbow-blitz:

RAINBAAAAAH BLITZ

http://askwaluigi.tumblr.com/

I was bored, so I drew this in paint really quick. I thought it’d be easier, but it was kinda difficult to draw. Who woulda thunk?

His stuff’s pretty funny, which is what I usually look for in a blog. Funny = Awesome.

Also, free advertising. Because I look out for my bro(nys).

Waluigi is proud.

I like the way you think Waluigi. It's about time you and Wario take the reigns and forge a new path in the 'Mario' franchise. You and your bro could use more spotlight, y'know?

blitzgetsallthemares

You have now achieved Waluigi favorite Pony status.

Mario.

askstarburst

Mario and Waluigi have few scrapes. Unless Mario is with stupid brother, Waluigi could care less. Waluigi not even care for his girlfriend; Waluigi think Peach is bimbo slut anyway. Daisy is true prize.

Waluigi, what is your opinion on this? h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = V K i J j h B p 6 y c (Now with sneaky link evasion action!)

qu-ko

DIRTY THIEF AND LIAR. But Waluigi would be liar if Waluigi said he did not like movie.